MY LESEN P HABIS OI.

Haha. wtf telling the whole world?

Nahhhhh. Good news are meant to be shared. Bad news are meant to be sulked.

Today.

I HAVE AN ISSUE.

The thing is,

the akak counter JPJ was conversing in broken bm to me. Yes, broken bm.

Why broken bm? Because thinking I was chinese la tu.

If they would to think Patom/Aspa is cina, logik lah. haha!

Who is Patom/Aspa? He is Morven’s bassist

Anyway,

and the NOT-SO-FUNNY thing is,
she’s a malay.
and HELLO I’M A MALAY OKAY. I LOOK VERY MALAY OKAY. Go ask my friends go go go.

Not until she saw my P driving license, then she starts to converse in proper bahasa Sarawak.
pfftt

mesti akak baru sedar aku melayu

Customer service akak kosong la.

This isn’t the first and neither it would be the last people are mistaken me.

Happened before. read read

Oh yes. Again at the JPJ office, one chinese lady lol was insisting Mama’s a converted chinese. Then after seeing me,

“See. Your daughter looks like chinese too. Like you la”

Mama then replied,

“No la. I’m not a chinese. Neither does my husband. My daughter not so fair eh”

*dush Fara kulit tidak cerah macam awek cina*

Cute Aunty.

“Chinese le,”

The conversation ends with Mama saying PERHAPS our great great great grannies WERE ONCE UPON A CHINESE. Cute Aunty relieved and satisfied with the answer.

*smacks forehead* haha

Too bad I can’t converse in Mandarin.

I wish I can!

<3
fara.f

WOH! INI SATU ISU!

I typed “fuck spammers” in my shoutmix (the crappy shoutbox on your right hand side) and all appear were 4 crappy stars!

Haihs.

Where’s my freedom as a user of shoutmix?
Where’s my right to type whatever I want without offending any other shoutbox user?
I didn’t offend anyone, no?

Where where where?!

This is uncool.

<3
fara.f

Wah I’ve so many to share eh today?

ANYWAY,

HOT NEWS FLASH.

I fetched papa from work.

I then told him I googled him one fine day and I saw this carta organanisasi of him.

GUESS WHAT PAPA REPLIED.

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“I googled my name and I saw YOUR NAME too, with some caption of Scream something something,”

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!

Ok the cat is out of the bag.

“Errr I’ve a blog papa. That was my blog you stumbled upon then,”

(-________-”)

“Fara Faizul. Haha. Just don’t post up lewd pictures on the net. Remember that”

iskh iskh. Expose naked boobies and vah-jay-jay to the world? Gila.

I’m not your next door porn star.

I’m not your Maria Ozawa.

Papa then told Mama about the  googling discovery. I hope they are then forgotten about the existence of my blog.

ps: hello parents, welcome to my blog. ~~~~ Tolong jangan baca haha >.<

pps: I am soooooooooooooooooo not going to limit the usage of the word fuck in this blog. Never! haha

<3
fara.f

DURH.

Swine is Pig.

Why do people make a fuss out of the word swine?

Pffft

<3
fara.f

-sealed.

Credits to this man. No, he’s not my favourite artist.

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Some secrets are meant to be kept.

Some matters are better left unsaid.

sshhhhh.

<3
secret-keeper

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