JPJ

9 January 2009 by fara

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Pinup tiger too is interested in saying hello to fellow readers. And no, I’m not a pinup tiger either. No, I don’t know who’s pinup tiger.

It’s been a while since I’ve posted in BM.

Shall we?

Saya hampir di saman oleh Encik JPJ hari ini kerana park kereta sesuka hati di kawasan Lapangan Terbang Miri.

I’ve parked that way before and none has came up to me saying “No, don’t park here” – at night.

Dan ada seorang Uncle Cina Kaya cakap cina dengan saya apabila merasakan firasat bahawa pemilik kereta yang park sesuka hati itu akan disaman, iaitu saya.

Hebat jugak Uncle Cina Kaya ini meneka.

Oh Uncle Cina itu sedang menunggu keretanya, berdekatan dengan tempat saya park kereta saya.

Uncle Cina: bla bla bla bla bla saman bla bla bla (dalam mandarin)
Saya: Yeap (sambil mengangguk kepala dan jalan ke arah kereta)
Uncle Cina: bla bla bla bla bla bla (dalam mandarin)
Saya: … (tak faham)

Okay Encik JPJ. Sori!

Encik JPJ: Lain kali, nak park kereta sini, mesti ada orang temankan kereta
Saya: Ok. Sori sori.

Encik JPJ terus beredar.

Ok, tak kena saman.

I drove the car, glanced to my left, and Uncle Cina Kaya was smiling at me. Eheh, Uncle Cina Kaya wassup?

Mama dan Ngah (aunty) pun membuat kesimpulan bahawa,

If an aged woman would to go to the car instead, the freaking man incharged would definitely has given the summon. No mercy aunty!

Would have been worst if a man is the one whom responsible for the badly-parked car.

But you, a young lady. Heh.
Encik JPJ senyum kambing dengan suara machonya.

<3
fara.f

21 comments to “JPJ”

  1. hadio69No Gravatar:

    haha BM tuh! haha
    park kereta sesuka hati hahaha park~ :P

    btol tuh
    sbb ppuan mda xsaman
    xadil tol haha

    *xthn nk glak tgk rimau tu posing! :D :D *

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    haha. park sangat ringkas dan padat :P

    jpj agak bahaya klau banding dgn polis trafik. hohhhhh

    gelakla puas! :D

    n, lol. mari email to hadio hei ho :D

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  2. hadio69No Gravatar:

    damn! juz realized i put my email as my link! lol hahaha

    hadio69s last blog post..Doodle Face 2

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  3. fatulNo Gravatar:

    wondering the relation between the tiger n the post.. hihi.. :)
    fatuls last blog post..……………..

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    it’s very related fatul :p haha

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  4. ChiRaCupCakeNo Gravatar:

    i wanna see a pinup fara.

    nak nak nak tengok jugak!

    ChiRaCupCakes last blog post..*

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    hoho. pinup fara would be in a priv8 post chiraness.

    too 18sx. hahaha

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  5. otomenNo Gravatar:

    xaci…n i got summon sbb potong double line(n da double line was barely visible)…haih =(

    otomens last blog post..1st tag 2009 (aq tah r,myb aq perasan je kot)

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    that’s how it works in the modern world i guess, not all the time but, yah it happens. hehe. sorry for u otomen :)

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  6. nonoNo Gravatar:

    wah. cakap melayu dah.. bagus bagus.. haha. and i am kind of pelik, kenak chinese man ya cakap cina dengan kitak? haha

    nonos last blog post..10 random facts about me

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    haha. cakap melayu kejap jak. klak resume ke eng balit :D
    yah, me too a lil pelik. i look so malay ba sis nono. layan jak lah tho x phm pa2. haha

    i think i need to take up mandarin classes :)

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    nonoNo Gravatar Reply:

    yang part kitak angguk2 as if you understood for words that he said to you ya la lucu gila babi. hahah.. sampey na ati kitak fara. sian mek dgn uncle ya.. :P
    nonos last blog post..10 random facts about me

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    hoho. xmok rude tek konon ba~ angguk jakkk. hahahahahahaha

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  7. zaiNo Gravatar:

    wahaha..siannya kitak kenak saman.

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    eh eh, mek x knak saman :D

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  8. AbirNo Gravatar:

    bila nak balek utp ni?
    rindu la miss Fara

    Abirs last blog post..Doodle Dari HaDi

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    Sabtu ni Mr Abir~ :D
    hahh. jom makan sama! :love: :love:

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  9. mienaNo Gravatar:

    bagus.. sy kenak saman dgn trafik empuan.. apa ceytaa! merayu dgn rompuan ya sik pat.. dah gambong trafik perempuan ya.. sabar jak. nasib rm30 sbb park sesuka ati.. tp melayang juak rm 30! pat relod ! kekekek best kenak dgn org lelaki.. cdak sik saman.. :) sukati jak kmk tok masok page org komen2 Ooo.. ekekeke

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    haha. trafik pompuan~ abis abis. x nya layan ngn pompuan kdak kita tok haha. relod sebuln ba ya! :D
    hah~
    ilek lah oh :) ajin2 jak singgah ctok kakya komen jakk :P

    sgt di alu-alukan :D

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  10. faeezNo Gravatar:

    lol. my taiwanese frens asked me before whether i hv chinese blood in me. they said i looked chinese.
    it must be on the mother’s side. even my lecturer here is confused.

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