Fart

10 September 2008 by fara

PhotobucketUpon entering 14-02-08 during Statics,

walking through the glass door and pacing heavily to the front,

WHO THE FUCK FARTED IN HERE?

(-_-”)

Puasa fara.

Farting should be banned in class!

Why? As it disturbs the tranquil and causes wrath in oneself. If you ought to fart, be polite and leave the class and fart all day long till all the gases are gone. Leaving a trail of fartness in class is, hell. It is like walking into the dumpster with you eyes closed.

Air-conditioned room plus gases of fart. That’s a super combo instant waking up any sleepyheads without having to pour a pail of water to wake him/her up.

Another common practise. Farting and keeping it low. Preventing the slightest sound and hoping the smell won’t lurk in the atmosphere. Tahu malu. Kentut la di luar!

Gosh. Anyone, care to sign up the petition of “NO-FARTING-IN-CLASS?” lol

<3
fara.f

31 comments to “Fart”

  1. hadio69No Gravatar:

    haha sy dgn sbulat suara mnykng anda dr blkg!
    haha sgt annoying

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    trimas kerana menyokong x)

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    hadio69No Gravatar Reply:

    da la xthn mlut bbau~
    di tmbah haruman ambi*put* plak hua3

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    haha. combo combo. confirm mati nyamuk

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  2. izzatNo Gravatar:

    nak sign kt ne? haha

    mmg stuju sesetujunya..
    trutama bulan2 posa ni..
    kn sbr..
    tapi bab2 bnda ni patient is the last option!! X(

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    hoho. sign di udara xD
    btul. sabar mencabar diri lol

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  3. nisasabriNo Gravatar:

    I do!

    And I want you 2 stick dat sign all over ctah’s house as well.
    Hehe, she should read this!!

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    lol.
    seetah ahahhh. i remember the good old days of *ehem*, fart? ngeeeeeeeeeee :D :D

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  4. seetahNo Gravatar:

    im reading it alright, and i see my name there!
    but but nisa, i fart i tell. so im considered polite enough to warn you and that u have just enough time to scoot. hwahwahwa. =P seeee. nice of me kan? naaahh.. ahahahah. i dunno why im typing this. wth.

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    huahuahauhua. THIS is exactly the good old days i’m mentioning x) hoho. yeap u informed us well babe~~
    very NICE of u lol lol !

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  5. padenNo Gravatar:

    type of fart:

    1)bomber-sound so loud and the source can be identify.the gas is still acceptable and sometime odorless

    2)silent killer-quiet,soundless.the most deadly gas which can knock out peoples within 3m radius.hahaha

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    lol !!
    1) odorless gas eh? lol. but has to bear the look and stare n giggles from others!
    2) hah. dis one confirm mati nyamuk yang terbang!
    nice one paden ;)

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  6. A33fNo Gravatar:

    signing the “NO-FARTING-IN-CLASS”,done! :p :? :D

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    x)
    comingggg up!!

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  7. azzrizalNo Gravatar:

    haha. when nature calls, tak blay buat pe.
    ngahaha. tapi kene la cover line sket yeh?
    yg lagi teruk the one yg tak mengaku.
    hehehehehe.

    btw dear, ive change my blog’s theme!
    hehe. im loving it. tak siap 100% but,
    still surfable. :)

    tgk la yeh?
    btw, sik ade ym ka?
    (haha. tak pandai cakap swk buat2 pandai)

    >.<”

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    haha. nature calls pun~~ msti kuar klas jgak! and yg tak mengaku tu, heh, mmg nak kene xD

    let’s check d new theme ^^

    oh, ada kmk ada ym :)
    lol. not bad la at least u know the word “sik” *highfive!*

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    azzrizalNo Gravatar Reply:

    hoho. im from uitm la dear.
    sarawakians ramai je. thats why. huhu.

    owh okay. ade ym. cool.
    (sarcastically)

    :)

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    ahah. that explains~

    lol.
    bluwek
    :P

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  8. 13mayNo Gravatar:

    meh meh…saya pun nak sign gak nih :D

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    aight! sign di udara lagi! xD

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  9. isaac azmiNo Gravatar:

    haha…post yg sgt ngancam…post2 lame cam diablo tue pon kinda cool (pompuan men diablo?? wuuu…) seriously, ko mmg ROCK ar fara…huahua

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    yap pompuan men diablo. contoh terdekat: EHEM xD
    heh

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  10. azzrizalNo Gravatar:

    dapat comment tak? hmm. pelik btul.

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  11. AbirNo Gravatar:

    Who’s that farting bitch? haha
    erm
    kan bagus gas yang keluar itu berwarna..
    haha

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    haha. no idea Abir. the gas was there before our Statics started
    :D
    gas berwarna hoh. habis kantoi semua :D :D

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  12. wani ezryl *No Gravatar:

    no farting in class and no smelly socks in class.. please! ;P

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    super true and super no to those two things! x)

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  13. eDNo Gravatar:

    haha. gile femes fara. byk gile komen. haha…my house dh xda internet T_T

    neway, true2. worse kalau berlaku masa exam. cant even shout!! wtf!!

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    faraNo Gravatar Reply:

    heh. mne de femes. biasa2 je la.
    oh internetless! living life of a normal human then oh :)

    ahah. if u shouted, the invigilators will all come to u and take ur paper away xD

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  14. nonoNo Gravatar:

    i concur! if you cant tahan then keluar la dan selesaikan aktiviti farting anda. :P

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  15. ryeNo Gravatar:

    SETUJU!!!say no to fart,smelly socks n bau badan mcm utp nie xde air setahun..busuk sampai terseksa idung dan mulut pun mula la nk keluarkan perkataan2 yg x sptutnya…sabo jela bulan puasa

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