Coordinate

5 February 2010 by fara

Fluid Mechanics II, today.

Senior lecturers are always the best. Agreed?

donut

whose real name is Toroidal.

burger

whose real name is Spheroidal.

sosej

and whose real name is Ellipsoidal.

All three are orthogonality-coordinate. Oh really? They’re named after food as so to ease the students’ brains haha. See. Senior lecturers are the uber-in-the-house.

Pardon my free-hand brushing skill. They’re the coolest I know.

Situation

3 February 2010 by fara

win-lose

To go with the flow, or to retreat?

A win-win situation is not as easy as it looks. Yes although both parties win, it comes with a price. A price that is too high to endure when certain terms are applied. A win-win situation too will decline to the worst if it involves your friends and loved ones. Hatred, emotions, wrath etc. Ahah that’s the floor of the game. Of decks and dices.

Funny how a win-win situation resulted in lost eh? It doesn’t make sense, but actually it does. It does when it comes with a bag of sacrifice.

I’m not here to blab much.

However, for now I believe that a win-lose situation will never carved deep cuts  in your significant half and loved ones if, he/she/they really love(s) you.

There’s always room for serenity.

:)

Mfckr

1 February 2010 by fara

A metal nose goes ka-chink! if you knock it with a pen.

The pros?

A metal nose can easily adapt in any environment.

A metal nose can browse the dumping ground with ease.

A metal nose can swift through the men’s sweats effortlessly.

A metal nose can cope the strong fumes in a closed, air-conditioning room.

Motherfucker.

Why contaminate a small closed, air-conditioning room?

Define small: put 1 utp supersingle bed and 1/2 (longitudinal) utp supersingle bed next to each other. That small with 4 closed-walls.

A living nose doesn’t mind the open air, as the wind sweeps em away.

A living nose doesn’t mind the vast room; provided the air isn’t still.

It’s okay if a living nose can’t be part of the upper/glamourama/party/ -societies whose noses are fume-adjusted; who goes to places where the happenings happen.

It’s okay if a living nose is the wet blanket then.

It’s okay if a living nose is left out.

Not in a still air, please.

A metal nose. A metal nose.

A metal nose  goes ka-chink! if you knock it with a pen.

Seni

30 January 2010 by fara

jamming pertama 2010

Anjung pertama 2010.

Nah. 2 rangkap pantun pembuka kata untuk anda semua.

Gerak lincah aktor-aktor manusia,
Berdengung lagu irama akustik,
Pentas teater mereka yang berdrama,
Gubahan lagu kita yang bermusik.

Gerak lincah orang-orang seni,
Berdengung lagu irama nusantara,
Rentak musik iringan penari,
Pancaran cahaya si klik kamera.

Okay that is the crappiest pantun I’ve came up with – ever. I’ve no talent in this poem/poetry regardless of Bahasa Malaysia or English. How unfortunate. tsk tsk. Moving on…

I love the art life of utp :D Bold, colourful, spectacular and fantasy. We differ very much from the robotics society in terms of our fingers wtf

Tronoh Theater Shop is currently recruiting talented actors and actresses! One of my favourite if they’re on stage. Remember drama Kerusi when we in Form 5? Damn I never understood the whole story. The chair, the hero, the heroin etc scramble eggs I don’t get a thing. Until, Tronoh Theater Shop performed it last year for free in MPH. Kerusi; that’s how it goes i see. Cheers to them. Mime me!

Euphonious 2010 is currently recruiting committees. Another all time favourite event in utp. Lazy people get your ass into the event cepat-cepat. I’ve received forwarded recruiting Euphonious 2010 committees emails, boasting there shall be participants of bands out of utp. Wow. More bands, more crowds, more fame? Jamming session is officially on. Hello Melodious Atmosphere!

FESCO 2010 is coming up too. The dancers are all training their legs off woot since last december? The bootylicious hips, ehem. Dancers have the prettiest body, no? Ok the prettiest proportions of body. No jiggly arms and flabby thighs. No pun intended for the errr heavy bottoms dancers tho. Cha cha cha let’s do some tango!

UTP E-Games. I miss that event. It was held the very first – last year and was a huge success but ahah, I guess no man dares to take the challenge to be the Project Manager for that eh? Hoho. Kill kill die die!

Don’t you just left love semester January? :love:

Scream with me, I LOVE ART PERFORMANCES!

Flying

27 January 2010 by fara

Oooh.

AIRASIA ROCKS INDIA! Introducing 6 new direct flights to India! Says the ad by Nuffnang.

Say, thumbs up I must say. For a budget student who’s in dire to travel to other countries with friends; not family but friends; ok with that purchase, air tickets have super cut down the cost of hopping countries!

Lala, our plan by 2011/2012!

But most of the time I don’t believe in such gimmicks. It’s not always cheap. Most of the time it’s the normal rate  - unless during the booking period (which I freakingly missed all the time). And so far I had never got the really cheap rm39.99 one way wtf.

Well,

The art of buying air tickets – have you mastered it? It’s pretty much like buying and selling stocks. Though I never knew how this stocks work. I know one is happy if the stock rises and cash flows in superbly; and vice versa.

For AirAsia, BINGO if you book during the booking period!

For Malaysia Airlines, BINGO if you got the Grab-The-Deal!

Simpler words. Cheap, happy gila. Beyond expensive, sad gila.

Simpler words but in a sentence. The right time, right day, right moment – even the airport limo (not the super luxury Jaguar S-type, itu pun saya belum pernah naik) from KLIA to utp costs A LOT MORE than my MAS one way air tickets from Miri to KL; or KL to Miri.

To those who have not tried the airport limo services, you should. Not from KLIA to PJ. Tak main lah macam tu. From KLIA to utp baru main. Yeah.

Travelling, I like :D

But not travelling Miri – KL – utp; though the thrill of by plane, train, bus, car or airport limo. I will never enjoyed it and forever I won’t. Ok maybe during Convocation Ceremony the enthusiasm is there :D

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25 January 2010 by fara

cookiedoughnut

nasi lemak

What are you?

—-

New semester. A glance of my schedules, my my my. Super packed and I am so looking forward to the next holiday. Please please please come faster.

Ok.

Seriously. The new cafes here are retarded. To those who had graduated, lucky you. You don’t have to encounter the new management of retarded new cafes. The old, present cafes had been scrambled and our favourite banyak-masak Pak Ali is in V1? Holy mackerel why the good food is so far away?

USM is in v2. Mama v2 is allocated at v4. And yada yada yada go figure yourself.

Oh yes. v5 new cafes are so retarded that omg I have a feeling that I’ll be weighing down the scale. Our favourite independent Nasi Lemak kukus oooh he is still there la salah info, sole Kakak Nasi Goreng, corner spot Pak Cik Nasi Ayamlate night Mamak, scrumptious Mak Cik Char Kueh Tiaw, and last but not least – our light Uncle Naan is no more there. Why must the new retarded cafes are taking over them T_T. I strongly believe, the new retarded cafes whose base are shaky, ain’t concrete enough to compete with our favourite old timer. Nada!

R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D

Kakak Western is the only surviving old timer v5 there. And Mak Cik Air Mangga whose business might not be booming and buzy as before due to the new retarded cafes – and none-open late at night cafes wtf except for Kakak Western.

As for v3 cafe, our home-cooked Opah too has been replaced with an unknown person whose food isn’t up to scale as home-cooked Opah; at the moment. We’ll see how the food goes throughout the semester.

Some has reported that the food in Pocket C and Pocket D aren’t up to our old time favourite In2Eat Cafe. I’ve little to say as throughout my semesters in utpole, I’ve not eaten there. Betul ni.

Sigh. Good food T_T

I might sounded like a spoilt brat ranting for good food. Hei. Don’t you just miss the old cafes?

Labs and tutorials will be commenced on the 3rd week. Oh yeah holiday for a while la oh. lol

Toodles.

Spring

22 January 2010 by fara

chair

Model: Ryan Kennedy for Gucci SS 2010 Campaign

You can take the man.

but I am taking the chair.

Seriously, no regret.

Hello Super Single Bed utpole.

Which reminds me, I’ve to come up with my class time table.

;

One thing for sure, we’re no more a distance :)